Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Research suggests Big Bang may have taken place inside a black hole - Hacker News

to the new staging areas (red area).

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

Why are there so many girls and not enough boys to follow?

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Why do people keep complaining about how some people copy and paste the question before answering it? To me, it's very disturbing and makes me want to block and mute them as annoying whiners.

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

Why do people who aren't trans feel the need to put pronouns next to their name or picture? It seems so cringeworthy to me, to participate in that SJW paradigm of thought, like they are a spineless person who just goes along with the trends.

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

They are listed above.

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

See how the national debt grew to more than $36 trillion - The Washington Post

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

You found a love potion, and your friend tried to use it on an attractive popular girl, but he accidentally dropped it on the neighbors dog. Now the dog won't stop following him. How would you help him?

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

How can I decorate my house creatively?

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Which is almost 300 miles farther

than the blue routes.

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Representative John Curtis of Utah

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Representative Keith Self of Texas

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Representative Tom McClintock of California

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

House members

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Senate

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi