What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
09.06.2025 14:28
After a few moments he returns.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
{RING} {RING}
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
HELLO
Are you more of a butt guy or a boob guy?
Sure no problem officer.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you think cheating is that bad?
Yes sir it is.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.