What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 00:30

After a few moments he returns.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Sure no problem officer.
Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Yes sir it is.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
HELLO